In times of confusion, you know who you need? Former talk show host Chelsea Handler.
Because when the world seems crazy, we look to readers of cue cards to make sense of the madness.
Sadly, I think that’s true.
Nonetheless, this is Chelsea Handler — the former comedienne who realized her calling was to make people smart about politics (here).
As part of her mission, Chelsea’s decided people need her nearly naked. Presto, courtesy of a black thong.
The…I don’t know what to call her anymore…not “host”…not “comedienne”…not “actress”…the…girl…took to Instagram to share a message while topless and sporting some dark drawers:
“You have to vote like your life depends on it! Vote!”
She really messed up there — she should’ve said, “You have to vote Democrat,” lest her dictate send life-saving Republicans to poll-smash her every hope. Apparently, she doesn’t believe Republicans actually exist. Rookie mistake. [And should everyone be voting? See here.]
To at least a substantial degree, Lindsey Graham thinks the ol’ ballot box crush is absolutely going to happen (here).
Then again, he isn’t wearing a thong (or is he?); so what does he know?
Speaking of, Chelsea attacked Lindsey just a few weeks ago:
“If you’re wondering why Republicans took a sick day today, it’s probably because it’s #NationalComingOutDay. Looking at you @LindseyGrahamSC”
If you’re wondering why Republicans took a sick day today, it’s probably because it’s #NationalComingOutDay. Looking at you @LindseyGrahamSC
— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) October 11, 2018
In April, Chelsea took to the Twittersphere with her butt, bearing/baring a message you’re welcome to read for yourself.
To Chelsea, truth’s as clearly split from political evil as a left cheek from a right:
“There is one party that is working hard to suppress votes and give misinformation. They are Republicans. There is one party that wants every single American to be heard. They are Democrats.”
There is one party that is working hard to suppress votes and give misinformation. They are Republicans. There is one party that wants every single American to be heard. They are Democrats.
— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) November 5, 2018
What about all the Americans who’re intent upon making Democrats lose? Again, she doesn’t seem to know they live and breathe.
Indeed, she may not be so clear-headed, as expressed in November of 2016:
“So, the election’s over. And, obviously, the result is not what I was hoping for. So I think today’s show is gonna be a little different for all of us, because — like a lot of people in this country — I’m sad, I’m disappointed, and I’m confused.”
Yep — her confusion may stem from her perplexing belief that, among females, only Democrats walk the earth:
“I’m taking [Hillary’s] lead. She said we can do it, so I’m going to do it for every woman out there.”
Unfortunately for Chelsea and the Left, millions of those women prefer the GOP, which, also unfortunately for Chelsea, doesn’t stand for Girl Onscreen in Panties.
Here’s the link to the underwear video, which I’m not comfortable embedding; as for the video below (from 2016), I implore you: prepare for a bad word. Oh — and for goofiness.
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