Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has a Green New Deal. And is one: She’s green, she’s new, and that’s the deal.
She’s also a purveyor of sentences that don’t make sense, placed into paragraphs that don’t make sense, comprising overall ideas that are about as well thought-out as voting for a bartender who seems to understand absolutely nothing about how anything works, could work, or has ever worked (here and here).
Nevertheless, enacting her Green New Deal — an effort to convert this earthly home to renewable energy — the New York neophyte will also “[repair] historic oppression.”
Finally! I was once sent to the principal’s office for a crime I didn’t commit.
Additionally, as part of her attack on the scourge of our past, AOC’s bullseyed a sinister culprit as part of her February 7th outline for socialist victory over capitalist horror: cows.
Here’s an exact quote from her (and Massachusetts Sen. Ed Markey’s) plan, detailed at assts.documentcloud.org.
I wanna say tone more time: This is an exact quote:
FAQ
Why 100% clean and renewable and not just 100% renewable? Are you saying we won’t transition o fossil fuels?Yes, we are calling for a full transition o fossil fuels and zero greenhouse gases. Anyone who has read the resolution sees that we spell this out through a plan that calls for eliminating greenhouse gas emissions from every sector of the economy. Simply banning fossil fuels immediately won’t build the new economy to replace it – this is the plan to build that new economy and spells out how to do it technically. We do this through a huge mobilization to create the renewable energy economy as fast as possible. We set a goal to get to net-zero, rather than zero emissions, in 10 years because we aren’t sure that we’ll be able to fully get rid of farting cows and airplanes that fast, but we think we can ramp up renewable manufacturing and power production, retrofit every building in America, build the smart grid, overhaul transportation and agriculture, plant lots of trees and restore our ecosystem to get to net-zero.
Forget all that other lofty stuff that won’t be accomplished; they’ll rid the world of farting cows, folks.
How about farting people, too?
Amusement park lines would be much more enjoyable.
In fact, I’d rather them eliminate farting people first; cows can wait.
How often are you bothered by Bessie ripping one? I want elevators, buses, cars, and — Good LORD — beds…free from hideous and historic oppression. Please.
Alexandria’s now removed “farting” from the plan’s fact sheet; but I think she’s onto something. She doesn’t understand economics; she surely hasn’t mastered energy or science; but I say she’d be perfectly placed on Fart Patrol. AOC, fighting SBD’s. Her Green New Deal may not have legs; but with a Brown New Deal, she’d have 325 million butts. Go for it, Alexandria; blow us away. And if you don’t mind, please start with the Democratic Party and the stench of babies being murdered at birth or afterward (here). Next, how about you address your and the Left’s endorsement of socialism; it stinks.
-Alex
Incidentally, this article puts me 1 story beyond my Fart Trilogy (here and here). Enjoy. Oh — and be sure to watch the emissions video below. That’s what we’re up against. #FightThePower
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