Converse has released a new ad campaign that may actually be worse than Gillette’s.
Titled, “The Woman Who Lived in a Shoe,” Converse explained that the campaign features “modern day nursery rhymes for women who own their stories.”
The cringe-worthy ad tells the “real” stories of women of color who apparently quit their jobs, opted not to get married or have children, get trolled online and “choose the life” that they lead. It features bizarre art, naturally demonizing white men… to sell shoes.
The video had nearly 10,000 “dislikes” in one day.
The comment section was equally brutal, with people sharing their own rhymes to mock the campaign.
One user wrote:
“There once was a woman
Who lived in a shoe
She got fired from
Buzzfeed Then Converse too”
Another added:
“There once was a company
That lived under a rock
Unaware of the insanity
Progressivism had wrought”
One poem warned that by getting political, the company will go broke:
“There was an old company
Who was forced to #GETWOKE
They gave in to the crybullies
And eventually went broke”
A user by the name of The Anachronist also rhymed about their inevitable revenue loss:
“There once was a small shrieking vocal minority,
Who told companies they had the oppression monopoly.
Muh wage gap, glass ceiling and boardroom disparity,
In spite of the legal action for equality.
The companies pandered until they were ‘woke’,
So sit back and relax, let’s watch them go broke”
The hits just kept coming:
“Converse just made
This feminist propaganda
But these words are pure trash
In every stanza”
A user named Noumenon John really went for it:
“There was a young feminist who lived in an old Converse shoe.
She was taught to hate men since she was only two
With her purple hair cut short and her frumpy disposition
Being a victim seemed to be her only mission.
Perhaps early on someone had broken her heart
Now her only companion is a cucumber from Walmart
With her $100,000 college debt, and her Womans Studies degree held high.
Shes angry at the Patriarchy and those toxically masculine guys.
But sometimes at night, or secretly during the day.
She opens her Kindle and reads Fifty Shades of Grey
She thinks ‘These feelings are so confusing, I long to be taken’
‘I long for a man to bring home the bacon.’
‘But according to society, I must be wrong.’
‘I know my Social Justice Professor was right all along’
So she steels her resolve to break through that glass ceiling
But why does everyone keep hurting her feelings?
After a long day of being offended and ruining everything great.
She secretly wonders where her innocence went and why she’s so full of hate.
She’s so mad at Trump, still bitter about the election.
But who has harmed her more, Trump or that darned yeast infection?
Shes such an empowered woman though, but at what cost?
Perhaps she was misled, perhaps she was brainwashed.
‘No….no….I’m the Queen….this couldn’t be true.’
‘I’m a young feminist who lives in an old Converse Shoe!'”
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